How dedicated are you? Are you willing to go to great lengths to achieve your goals?

Here’s an article about some highly dedicated crime lords. I know I wouldn’t have the dedication to do this:

Four prisoners in an
El Salvador jail hid cellphones, a phone charger and spare chips in their bowels so they could coordinate crimes from their cells, prison officials said on Wednesday.

The four men, all gang members, wrapped their phones and accessories in plastic and inserted them into their rectums “far enough to reach their intestines,” Ramon Arevalo, director of the maximum security Zacatecoluca prison, said.

Hey, I think your lower intestine is ringing…