Girl Scout Cookies: Eeevil. Like the fru-eets of the dee-vil
Oh Girl Scout Cookies, why must you tempt me so?
I told myself I would not eat you all, but it’s not use!
You call to me. You scream “Eat me!” and I am powerless to resist…
I’m lethargic and sleepy from your sweet sugar, minty breathed from your flavor, and lulled into a comatose stupor by your deliciousness.
Why oh why did I buy four boxes of you, Girl Scout Cookies?
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sleepy… time…
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…