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“Please remain seated until the plane is parked at the gate. At no time in history has a passenger beaten a plane to the gate.”

“Please take care when opening the overhead compartments because sometimes shift happens.”

“And for those of you who have been living under a rock since 1957, here’s how to operate a seat belt…”

What other funny air lines have you heard?

(get it? air… lines… heh)


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